M: Me (night shift manager/most awesomest being on the planet)
To begin with, I had a guy ask for a 2 Double Stackers, a 4-piece Chicken Tender, and a Mocha Joe. I told him the price, which what somewhere around $10. He immediately says:
C: No, NO! I want just the sandwich, not the meal!
M: *annoyed silence* (There was no meal entered) So, you want 2 Double Stackers, a 4 piece, and a Mocha Joe?
M: That'll be, $10.
C: I don't want 2 Double Stackers!
M: Do you mean that you want the Buck Double?
C: No, I want the DOUBLE STACKER! (Dumb ass friend chimes in, making it almost impossible to hear.)
M: Can only one of you speak?
C: Can I just come up to the window?
[guy pulls up to the window, and is, to my surprise, completely sober (being the night shift, I get a lot of drunk and or high people)]
[I read him back his order, and he STILL says he wants Double Stackers, but I give him Buck Doubles instead]
He didn't come back, complaining of a wrong order, so I'm assuming he was really just a dumb ass.
I had a lady pull up at 5:06 am (After I'd switched all the menus to the Breakfast side) and try to order a Double Whopper. I told her that we are not serving the item at the moment. Then, she asked me if we were serving breakfast with a stank ass attitude. I didn't speak for, like, 30 seconds. Was she serious? Could she not just look at the menu and see that there are only breakfast items available, and the items she requested aren't even on it?
The next time someone pulls up to the DT windows and parks 3 feet away, and has the audacity to not even try to meet me halfway to grab their food, is getting their shit thrown at them.
The next time someone, as I'm handing them their food, lifts a finger to make me wait so they can take food requests from someone on the other end, I'm telling them that, NO. YOU *CAN'T* HAVE ANOTHER/EXTRA ORDER OF ANYTHING! TAKE YOUR CRAP AND GO.
Also, my cook fell asleep in the bathroom. I had to make an order myself. It was my first time making a burger. I hope that lady didn't get a fucked up kids meal.